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33% virgin

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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then re-post as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done!

100%

(x) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
( ) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk. get a buzz.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a hand-job.
( ) gotten/given a blow-job.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (On purpose)
( ) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

(x) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Ran away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun.
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person in the same room.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
(x) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
( ) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%

(x) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
(x) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 39%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 33%
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I'm 40% cute :P

2 min read
Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.  
[ ] = You giggle.  
[ ] = You're quiet.
[ ] = You say random silly things
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = Your under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

Innocence:
[ ] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.  
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

Colors:
[x] = You like the color light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.  

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

Personality:
[ ] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[ ] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music.  

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

What YOU think is cute:
[ ] = You like small animals.
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3".

TOTAL:  8

Multiply how many you got by 4.

8 x 4 = 32

Repost as: "I'm .... % Cute".

-----------------Stolen from 0MadWhiteRabbit0
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Boyish Rebel

14 min read
Emo:
[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.

Total: 1

Nerd:
[] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses.
[] I always do my homework and study.
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules.
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[] I correct people's grammar.
[] I read a lot.
[] School is very important to me.
[] I always stump people.

Total: 3

Rebel:
[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[] Screw you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[x] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total: 10

Jock:
[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[] I eat a lot.
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go to lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic.
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.

Total: 0

Comedian:
[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[] I always imitate people.
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.

Total: 7

Shy:
[] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never participate in class discussions.
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[] People have called me shy or quiet.
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.

Total: 2

Goth:
[x] I wear black.
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[] I only go out during the night.
[] I have black fingernails.
[] I wear a long black coat.
[] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love black humor.
[] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[] People are scared of me.

Total: 6

Weirdo:
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[] People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[] I hear voices.
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.

Total: 8

Antisocial:
[x] I hate most people.
[] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.  
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total: 2


Skater:
[] I skateboard everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[] I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear only skater shoes.
[] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks games own.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.

Total: 0

Christian Girl/Boy:
[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[] My beliefs are very strong.
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[] I believe in God.
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs.
[] I'm an atheist

Total: 1

Gangsta:
[] I say 'yo'
[] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, biotches, and H**'s
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a fuck about school.
[] I steal/have stolen before.
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[] I'm white but I act black
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my ****.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.

Total: 0

Bully:
[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff to be a meanie  
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[] People are afraid of me.
[] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking

Total: 0

Gamer:
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero.
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[] I even play a lot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[] I've been in a video game competition before
[] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[] I've actually read a book about videogames.
[] I have more than one online account on the same game.

Total: 3

Girly:
[] I have long hair.
[] I wear make up everyday.
[] I carry a purse.
[] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[] I use perfume
[] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[] I like to accessorize  
[] I like flowers
[] I don't like to be outdoors.
[] I'm more like my mother than my father
[] I like hanging out with girls more than boys.
[] I like going to the mall.
[] I watch my weight.
[] I plan outfits ahead of time
[] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc

Total:1

Boyish:
[x] I have short hair.
[] I hate doing laundry.
[x] I like war type video games.
[] I like playing or watching sports. (FOOTBALLLLL!!!!!)
[] People say I have a deep voice.
[x] I'm more like my Dad than my mom.
[x] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[] There's only two emotions
[] I shower only when I start to notice I stink.
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat
[] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[x] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight
[] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[] I don't read
[x] I don't even ask for help if needed
total:11

Stolen from 0MadWhiteRabbit0
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Features

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WEREWOLF

6 min read
Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[] You are spiritual.
[] The horse is one of your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4

Elf:
[x] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 7

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[] You are young and short.
[] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[x] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 6

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[]You are short for your age.
[]You are an isolationist.
[x]You love to play practical jokes on people.
[] You are extremaly fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off
[] You have a short temper.
Total: 4

Harpy/Siren:
[] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[x] You often take things that aren't yours.
[] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[] You love to trick others.
[] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps, you will work to stop that.
[] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[] You have a fascination with blood.
[] You are pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 4

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 10

Wizard/Witch:
[] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[] You are a nature lover.
[] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[] You spent a lot of time alone.
[] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 2

Zombie:
[] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself
Total: 6
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